The Fix is in.
A while back, a friend had a dog who misbehaved. His response was to get Blue “fixed”. I thought proper training might be the answer, but twernt my dog. Anyways, this was a result of my ponderings. Sung to the tune of Inner Circle’s “Bad Boys”. At least the little bit that’s used on “Cops”.
Bad Dog, bad dog!
Whatcha gonna do?
Whatcha gonna do when his name is Blue?
Bad Dog, bad dog!
Whatcha gonna do?
Whatcha gonna do when he run from you?
Bad Dog, bad dog!
Whatcha gonna do?
Whatcha gonna do if he hump your shoe?
Bad Dog, bad dog!
Whatcha gonna do?
If he bite a man who decide to sue?
You chain him up, give him a kickin’,
Dog bite your ass if’n he could.
His crotch he now givin’ a lickin’
Cause the vet he done fix him up good.
Hey-hey
Bad Dog, bad dog!
Whatcha gonna do?
Whatcha gonna do when he yaks up goo?
Bad Dog, bad dog!
Whatcha gonna do?
Whatcha gonna do when his eyes cross too?
Bad Dog, bad dog!
Whatcha gonna do?
Whatcha gonna do when he sleep till two?
Bad Dog, bad dog!
Whatcha gonna do?
Whatcha gonna do when he pees on youuuuuuuuuuuuuu?


October 29th, 2008 at 9:53 pm
I know it seems like I’m the only one commenting on these, but that made me laugh.
Whatcha gonna do if he hump your shoe?
Hahaha.
October 29th, 2008 at 11:33 pm
I’m sure people are reading. Google says so anyways. Thanks for any and all the comments bud!
December 23rd, 2008 at 5:41 pm
Now every time I’m flipping through the channels and hear the theme song for the show Cops, I’ll have visions of Blue humping a shoe. Thanks for the laugh.
December 23rd, 2008 at 7:06 pm
For me it’s Yakking up goo. Glad we could provide a laugh. Happy holidays Rick.